SPARTANBURG, SC—On August 28, 2025, Denny’s unveiled a wild new deal: free pancakes for customers who slug it out in the parking lot instead of inside the diner. The Denny’s-free-pancakes-fight promotion, open to all ages, aims to keep the 24-hour chain’s booths blood-free while rewarding brawlers with a short stack.
“Love a late-night fistfight? Take it outside and score free hotcakes!” said spokesperson Tricia Kim. Patrons can cheer “Fight! Fight!” from inside, but knife-grabbers are disqualified. “Smash your rival into a windshield, wash up, and enjoy fluffy pancakes—limit one brawl per guest.” For more absurd dining news, visit The Onion.
Analyst Tara Kline quipped, “Denny’s turned brawls into breakfast gold!” The offer follows last month’s free ham slice for hushed insults. Check updates at Eater. At press time, X users mocked fighters flipping pancakes instead of tables.