LONDON, UK—Gossip swirls as Brooklyn Beckham, 26, reportedly fired a rocket launcher at a car carrying parents David and Victoria Beckham, obliterating it in a fiery blast. The Brooklyn-Beckham-family-rift-rocket incident has tongues wagging about a possible family split.
“Brooklyn, an avid shutterbug, posted a snap of himself with the launcher, but no Beckhams liked it,” said a dubious source we conjured for spicy speculation. Despite the fatal explosion, some insist the family remains tight, even after Brooklyn renewed vows with Nicola Peltz sans kin. For more celebrity gossip, visit TMZ.
“Nonsense! A rocket blast doesn’t dent their bond,” scoffed another made-up insider, baiting online trolls. “Estranged? Distant? Pfft—give us a body language expert!” Analyst Tara Kline smirked, “This is peak nepo-baby drama.”
At press time, Brooklyn’s post still lacked family likes. Learn about celebrity feuds at People. Our brave satire demands you check our merch here!