Trump’s Sloped Roof Stroll Amazes Secret Service Agents

WASHINGTON, DC—President Donald Trump left Secret Service agents in awe on Tuesday by casually walking on a moderately sloped White House roof. The feat, deemed nearly impossible, stunned veteran agents.

“How does he do it?” gasped agent Mark Reynolds. “We’re trained that sloped roofs are treacherous, but Trump strolled like it was flat ground.” For more on presidential security, visit Secret Service.

Agents called it a superhuman act. “That roof’s slope is no joke,” said agent Laura Chen. “Yet Trump walked effortlessly. Training warned us such roofs are nearly impossible to navigate, but he makes it look easy.”

Trump’s rooftop walk adds to his list of bold feats. “He’s not ordinary,” Chen added. “This proves he can do anything.” Learn about White House history at White House Archives.

At press time, the Secret Service invited Trump to train recruits on his sloped-roof-walking skills.