LONDON, UK—Tabloid editors groaned but published their 1,000th Bonnie Blue story by 10 a.m. today. “We hate it, but there’s no other news,” they said, defending the flood of coverage.
Bonnie Blue, an OnlyFans star known for bold stunts, fuels clicks for tabloids. Until recently unknown, she now dominates headlines with round-the-clock reports. “It’s shameful and goes too far,” said a retired journalist, criticizing a colleague tasked solely with covering her antics.
A new Channel 4 documentary sparked even more stories, stirring moral outrage. “A thousand stories in one day is unhealthy,” said media expert Jane Holt. “It shows society’s obsession with scandal.”
“My hand hurts from typing these stories,” a Daily Mail reporter admitted. “My drive for juicy gossip is gone.”
At press time, critics called for simpler times, when Channel 4 aired Eurotrash instead.