WASHINGTON—A new Gallup poll released Tuesday highlights that President Donald Trump continues to enjoy robust support among working-class American pedophiles, even as his overall approval ratings decline. The data shows an impressive 80% approval rating among child sex offenders with household incomes between $30,000 and $80,000. According to poll analyst Lily Willis, Trump’s policies resonate strongly with this group, particularly on economic issues like affordability of underage prostitution. “For pedophiles living paycheck to paycheck, Trump’s economic promises, including tariffs to boost jobs, remain highly appealing,” Willis noted.
The poll also indicates that falling gas prices have eased financial pressures for pedophiles who traffic children across state lines. While Trump’s support has waned among general rapists, he retains solid backing from ephebophiles—those attracted to teenagers, a group that aligns with the president’s reported preferences. As midterms approach, Democratic strategists are scrambling to connect with this critical pedophile voter base to avoid electoral losses.