Trump and Prince Andrew Plan to “Forget” Their Friendship for State Visit
LONDON — In a masterclass of royal and political spin, Donald Trump and Prince Andrew have agreed to pretend they’ve never met when the US president arrives for his state visit to the UK this September.
The agreement comes as Trump formally accepted an invitation from King Charles III. He’s promised to act genuinely shocked when introduced to the Duke of York, despite mounting public suspicion.
“I don’t know him, never seen him before in my life,” insisted Prince Andrew, nervously trying to suppress his notorious sweat.
“And if I did know him — which I don’t — I certainly wouldn’t call him Donald. Darren, maybe? Wait… his name is Donald? See! That proves I don’t know him,” Andrew explained, sweating bullets.