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“I Won’t Go Woke”: Denzel Washington Rejects $140 Million Offer to Star in LeBron James NFL Commercial
In a surprising twist that has reverberated through Hollywood and the sports realm, Denzel Washington, the distinguished actor renowned for…
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Megan Rapinoe Declares, “I’m Out of Here,” Her Vow to Never Return to America
In a seismic shift that has resonated throughout the realms of sports and social justice, Megan Rapinoe, the iconic player…
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Jimmy Kimmel is suspended by NBC and fined $500K because “he crossed the line.”
Jimmy Kimmel, despite perceiving himself as justified in “defending himself” against Aaron Rodgers’ truth bombs, faced consequences from NBC. According…
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Kelsey Grammar and Woody Harrelson reunite on a tearjerking episode of Roseanne’s new show.
More than a decade has passed since Kelsey Grammar and Woody Harrelson crossed paths, with their last brief encounter occurring…
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Producers of “Fox NFL Sunday” are concerned that there aren’t enough awkwardly standing men in their 50s to 90s on the broadcast.
In Los Angeles, Fox NFL Sunday producers expressed concerns on Monday about the broadcast lacking a sufficient presence of 50-to-90-year-old…
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“It’s Not Your Invitation, Please Leave”: Alyssa Milano Escorted Off The Golden Globes Red Carpet
In an unexpected twist that left both onlookers and industry insiders in disbelief, actress Alyssa Milano was denied entry to…
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“The Company Has Become Too Much Woke”: CMT’s CEO Steps Down Amid Scandal Over Jason Aldean
In an unexpected twist reminiscent of a compelling country song plot, the CEO of Country Music Television (CMT) has announced…
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Garth Brooks should retire, says Lee Greenwood in an epic roast, because “he’s embarrassing himself.”
Lee Greenwood, a highly regarded figure in country music, enthusiastically shared with an applauding audience his belief that Garth Brooks…
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Working with Tom Hanks, according to Gary Sinise, was awful—”He made my skin crawl.”
Gary Sinise is well-acquainted with the workings of Hollywood, even though he’s known for his decency and work with disabled…
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PABST Acquires Multimillion-Dollar Exclusive Contract from Bud Light with Kid Rock
In a move as slick as a refreshing beer on a scorching summer day, PABST Blue Ribbon has purportedly secured…
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True: 10 players will immediately be suspended as part of the NFL’s stringent implementation of the new no anthem policy.
In the dynamic and sometimes controversial realm of professional sports, a new policy can spark discussions that extend well beyond…
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