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Whoopi Goldberg’s contract with ABC won’t be renewed because “she’s too toxic for the show.”
In a surprising development, ABC has opted not to extend Whoopi Goldberg’s contract for “The View.” Network executives expressed concerns…
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Warner Bros. and Tom Hanks End $100 Million Partnership: “We Don’t Work With Woke People”
In a surprising twist, Warner Bros has opted to end its $100 million collaboration with the renowned actor Tom Hanks.…
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Oliver Anthony is cleared to play a Toby Keith tribute on Sunday before halftime.
When an iconic figure like Toby Keith passes away, the world momentarily pauses in a show of respect. As one…
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Rob Schneider and Roseanne Barr Are Interested in Working Together on a Show at Fox: “It’s the Ideal Fit”
Following the significant success of Roseanne Barr and Rob Schneider on Fox Nation, discussions are underway between the duo and…
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Garth Brooks is voting to be removed from the Academy of Country Music’s roster.
Garth Brooks has lost his status as a voting member of the Academy of Country Music, according to inside sources…
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With Garth Brooks, Blake Shelton cancels a $20 million project, saying, “He’s Not A Very Popular Guy Anymore.”
Garth Brooks finds himself increasingly unpopular in the realm of country music, particularly after disparaging his own fans with the…
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According to Trisha Yearwood, Garth is “Lonely and Depressed” and “Finding Comfort in a Bottle.”
Trisha Yearwood reveals that her husband’s self-inflicted career decline is taking a toll on him. According to Yearwood, he is…
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“We Support 45”: Kid Rock and Jason Aldean withdraw New York from the “You Can’t Cancel America” tour.
Kid Rock and Jason Aldean have declared the cancellation of all scheduled New York tour dates for their upcoming “You…
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No Customers Remain for DeNiro’s Production Company: “He Destroyed His Own Brand”
Robert DeNiro’s fiery speeches at Hollywood awards shows last year have significantly impacted his standing in the industry. Casting directors…
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Mike Tomlin Teaches America-Hating James Lebron to “Go To China”
In a surprising twist that has captivated the nation, Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin delivered a sharp, satirical critique…
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Shaq forbids The View members from his restaurants, claiming that “their nature is toxic.”
In a surprising and bold move, former basketball legend turned entrepreneur, Shaquille O’Neal, has declared that the hosts of the…
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Andra Day is fined $1 billion by the NFL for singing the Black National Anthem during Super Bowl LVIII.
In a seismic event reverberating across the realms of sports, music, and societal discourse, the National Football League (NFL) has…
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