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Shaq forbids The View members from his restaurants, claiming that “their nature is toxic.”
In an unexpected and bold move, former basketball legend turned entrepreneur Shaquille O’Neal has declared members of the daytime talk…
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Lia Thomas is permanently barred from competitive swimming by the NCAA; she should try in a different sport.
In a groundbreaking decision that has reverberated across competitive swimming, the NCAA has chosen to prohibit Lia Thomas, the transgender…
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Late-night icons Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert have been dropped by ABC, which said that “their spark has faded.”
In a groundbreaking move that has reverberated through the entertainment industry, ABC has declared the termination of two of its…
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A $30 million leading role in Kevin Costner’s new project has been secured by Roseanne Barr.
Breaking news, patriots: Kevin Costner has officially enlisted Roseanne Barr, his preferred actress, for a leading role in his upcoming…
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Jimmy Kimmel is fired by ABC and his late-night program, “He’s As Funny As a Funeral,” is canceled.
In a surprising move that has reverberated throughout the entertainment world, ABC has concluded its longstanding association with Jimmy Kimmel,…
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Beyoncé’s application for membership in the Academy of Country Music is denied: “We mistook her for a joke.”
Beyonce Knowles has expressed a desire to venture into country music, seeking to expand her already impressive collection of Grammys.…
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Whoopi is destroyed live by Riley Gaines and Candace Owens: “She Hates Everything”
Candace Owens featured Riley Gaines on her show, and it proved to be a compelling watch. As Owens tapes her…
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The View’s Daytime Viewership Record Is Broken and Then Broken by Roseanne’s Show
Roseanne Barr’s career is experiencing a remarkable resurgence, thanks to the success of her standup routine and a surge in…
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“Have Some Respect,” the Toby Keith song that Garth Brooks refused to play at his own bar, caused him to be heckled.
Garth Brooks graced the stage at his Nashville bar, “Friends in Low Places,” a routine occurrence when he’s in town.…
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In an unexpected development, ABC has revealed that two of its most prominent late-night hosts, Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel,…
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Taylor Swift Gets a Lifetime Ban from CMT, Saying “She’s Worse Than Garth Brooks”
Country Music Television (CMT) has made a bold move by excluding Taylor Swift from their channel, asserting that her presence…
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Whoopi Goldberg Gets Kicked Off Right Away After Loudly Booing Off at Guy Fieri’s Restaurant
In a surprising twist of events, Whoopi Goldberg, the well-known co-host of “The View,” encountered public backlash during a recent…
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