Zombies bored with movie portrayals have finally spoken up. The World Association of Zombies (WAZ) in Los Angeles recently held a press conference to complain about how they are shown in films and TV shows. According to them, these outdated portrayals are so repetitive that even the undead feel tired of watching.
Henrick Hazel, the main WAZ spokeszombie, said, “We are more than rotting skin and mindless brain-eaters. Many of us are vegan now, and some have given up on brains entirely!” Hazel made these comments while slowly pacing the stage and occasionally grunting.
The group stressed that zombies deserve better. “Hollywood needs to move past the same old shovel hits and chainsaw scenes. We want to see zombies in more creative roles,” Hazel continued. “Imagine a zombie news anchor or a zombie working in retail. Why not a zombie president? What’s one more brain-dead leader in politics?”
Hazel insisted that zombies bored with movie portrayals want new opportunities. WAZ suggested zombies could appear in cooking shows, romantic comedies, or even fashion magazines. The group claims they are ready for a reboot and want to be treated as complex characters, not just background monsters.
At the end of the event, Hazel joked about starring in a zombie version of Baywatch. Before he could finish, a Special Ops team arrived and tackled him with shovels. Witnesses saw them dragging Hazel into a secured zombie truck, though he managed to wave goodbye.
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