Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner, two of Hollywood’s most buzzed-about stars, have shared a relationship that’s captured public attention for over two years. The Onion presents a timeline of their romance.

January 2023: Timothée slips a note to Kylie’s publicist.
April 2023: The pair makes their relationship NDA official.
August 2023: Kylie briefly dates Bob Dylan as part of a feedback arrangement.
November 2023: The relationship hits a milestone when Timothée helps Kylie capture a bat flying loose in her attic.
March 2024: Kris Jenner files legal papers seeking full custody of Timothée Chalamet.
September 2024: The duo announces their relationship publicly—on the New York Stock Exchange.
May 2025: They attend a Knicks game, where Kylie delivers a stat line of 24 points, 6 rebounds, and 4 assists, shooting 65%.
June 2025: The couple is seen browsing for surrogates at a high-end boutique on Rodeo Drive.
September 2026: Travis Scott finally realizes Kylie ended things with him.