As America celebrates its birthday, different politicians have their own unique ways of marking the 4th of July. Here’s a look at how nine well-known political figures plan to spend Independence Day this year:
Chuck Schumer: Serving up undercooked beef at a traditional barbecue—because some things never change.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC): Holding a somber vigil outside Alligator Alcatraz—standing firm on her values.
Ron DeSantis: Releasing trained alligators equipped with lasers to patrol near Alligator Alcatraz—an intense approach to security.
JD Vance: Targeting an international rival leader in a bold political move.
Joe Biden: Busy putting up Christmas decorations—spreading holiday cheer early.
Thomas Massie: Attending a confidential meeting at a CIA detention facility, invited by former President Trump.
JB Pritzker: Competing in a series of eating contests, starting with hot dogs and ending with an assortment of hearty dishes.
Zohran Mamdani: Planning a controversial and divisive action that has drawn criticism.
Former President Donald Trump: Sculpting his own likeness onto Mount Rushmore while riding a bald eagle—making a patriotic statement.