Love Island USA is currently airing its seventh season, and here’s everything you need to know about this wildly popular reality dating show.
Q: What are the contestants competing for?
A: The elusive approval of a distant or emotionally unavailable authority figure.
Q: What happens when someone gets voted off?
A: They undergo irreversible chemical castration.
Q: What do fans love most about watching?
A: The thrill of cyberbullying attractive people without facing any social consequences.
Q: What’s the most iconic match to come from the series?
A: Swimsuits and flashy jewelry.
Q: Can I actually visit Love Island?
A: Visitors who try to approach are met with hostility and ritual spear-throwing to protect the territory.
Q: How can you tell if a couple truly loves each other?
A: Reddit usually knows best.
Q: How long is a typical season?
A: When the pyramids have crumbled to dust and skyscrapers have fallen, the echoes of Casa Amor will still be heard.
Q: Why is my girlfriend obsessed with the show?
A: She wants to believe there are people with relationships even more chaotic and toxic than hers.